Lucky Oct. 96 - May 08

I lost my buddy back in May this year and really wanted to make this for him. My Lucky meant alot to me and was very faithful to me , I just want to share him with the world and To show  my love for him was just as much as his for me.

Lucky came to me when I was a messed up teenager living on my own and I swear he was my angel saving me from myself.  He gave me responsiblity, calmed me from my anger that I had back then, and he loved me which is enough said by just that, since I did not love myself back then.  When I had my children he loved them too and shared his love around with my husband, friends, and people just in passing.  He helped me in my daycare with children by playing with them and looking out for them.  I remember once not long ago when I had a young girl who was wanting into the kitchen and Lucky blocked her when I was cooking. He didn't growl but just stood in the door way.  He was like that with my kids all the time, loving them and watching out for them.  I just know that he is in heaven still watching over us from there. He was a good dog and loved everyone!  I will miss him so much but know we each have a time. If people ask me if I really believe if animals go to heaven? , well.... If animals share this life with us in God's plan, I think that God also means for us to share the same heaven too.  This is just my belief but it is what I do strongly have faith in.

Thank you Lucky for loving me and letting us love you too, We will really miss you!

OXOXOX

     
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           The Good Wife's Guide

*Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.

*Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

*Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

*Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

* Gather up school books, toys, paper, etc and run a dustcloth over the tables.

*During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

*Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.

*Be happy to see him.

*Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

*Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. Don't greet him with complaints and problems.

*Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.

*Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

* Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

*A good wife always knows her place.

Look how far we've come!

              A Dog's Prayer

                  Male language dictionary

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

 6. I am bored = Can we have sex now?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

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16 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses On and Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

5. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."

6. Finish All Your sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

7. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

8. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

9. Specify That Your Drive-Thru Order Is "To Go." 

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, (Suggestions include Gravedigger, Stone Slab and Rock Hard ).

13. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won, I Won!"

14. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Rising Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?" Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us." And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves." And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG." And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well." And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration." And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased. And Dog was happy. And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.

My father has given me so much to carry into adulthood , that I will carry with me for all my life.  I remember his large strong hands that would cover my little hands. So warm and loving, leading the way and protecting me from harm around us.  His monster hugs that made me giggle as a young girl and bought happiness in my heart that I keep with me in times I need one.  His voice strong, and yet loving. His words of wisdom of things he learned, these were never left unheard but sometimes tested just to be sure he was right. I carry his words  in my heart and what I have learned from him in my head and pass on his words to my children so they to may be blessed with these loving , guiding words in their lives. I have so many memories, of holidays, family times, they are never ending.  He is the first man I have known, first man I loved, and will be the first man I think of when I think of when I think of my childhood. THANK YOU DAD.

 I love you so much , Happy father's day. Love Roxane OXOXOXOXOXOXOX

The Journey Of A Mother

 For those who are fortunate enough to still be blessed by having your Mom with you, this is beautiful...For those who aren't... it is even more beautiful. It takes my breath! The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning." But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, she fed them and bathed them, and taught them how to tie their shoes and ride a bike and reminded them to feed the dog, and do their homework and brush their teeth. The sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this." Then the nights came, and the storms, and the path was sometimes dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her arms, and the children said, "Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come." And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary. But at all times she said to the children, "A little patience and we are there." So the children climbed, and as they climbed they learned to weather the storms. And with this, she gave them strength to face the world. Year after year, she showed them compassion, understanding, hope, but most of all...unconditional love. And when they reached the top they said, "Mother, we would not have done it without you." The days went on, and the weeks and the months and the years, and the mother grew old and she became little and bent. But her children were tall and strong, and walked with courage. And the mother, when she lay down at night, looked up at the stars and said, "This is a better day than the last, for my children have learned so much and are now passing these traits on to their children." And when the way became rough for her, they lifted her, and gave her their strength, just as she had given them hers. One day they came to a hill, and beyond the hill, they could see a shining road and golden gates flung wide. And mother said: "I have reached the end of my journey. And now I know the end is better than the beginning, for my children can walk with dignity and pride, with their heads held high, and so can their children after them. And the children said, "You will always walk with us, Mother, even when you have gone through the gates." And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates closed after her. And they said: "We cannot see her, but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a memory. She is a living presence." Your Mother is always with you. She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, she's the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick and perfume that she wore, she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not feeling well, she's your breath in the air on a cold winter's day. She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, the colors of a rainbow, she is Christmas morning. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop. A mother shows every emotion .happiness, sadness, fear, jealousy, love, hate, anger, helplessness, excitement, joy, sorrow... and all the while, hoping and praying you will only know the good feelings in life. She's the place you came from, your first home, and she's the map you follow with every step you take.

She's your first love, your first friend, even your first enemy, but nothing on earth can separate you. Not time, not space...not even death! PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS AND SONS YOU KNOW.... MAY WE NEVER TAKE OUR MOTHERS FOR GRANTED. "The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or touched they must be felt with the heart." ~Helen Keller~

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